brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

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64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Will Darren Wilson ever be arrested?

(via mydrunkkitchen)


billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(via willastyrelled)


Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

wesleycrush:

MY ANACONDA-

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

ask-pinkamena-diane-p:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

image

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

((Fuck, I’m on mobile))

If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down

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the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!”

(via greeklesbian)


ultrafacts:

screaming—banshee:

ultrafacts:

Source For facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Any infringement of these rights by police has been repeatedly determined by the Supreme Court to violate most of the Bill of Rights.

The First Amendment also protects your right to film Police Officers. And the Supreme Court even ruled that it is okay for cops can be filmed. (Source)

ultrafacts:

screaming—banshee:

ultrafacts:

Source For facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Any infringement of these rights by police has been repeatedly determined by the Supreme Court to violate most of the Bill of Rights.

The First Amendment also protects your right to film Police Officers. And the Supreme Court even ruled that it is okay for cops can be filmed. (Source)


ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

(via oksigh)